This is the blog where I will answer questions from the "Big Book Of If" Volume 3.
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a lil' something
Prayed for an angel
To come in the night to
Turn some sweet light on me
You are some kind of miracle to me...
Sunday, August 15, 2004
I walk in and it smells clean
Close your eyes and imagine that
My soul is clean
Nothing dirty in my mind lurked
Open your eyes and see
The dust
The dirt
The clutter
The inconsistency of a well-maintained subterfuge
The tumultuous core
Straighten up
Wipe the slate clean
Clear your mind
Become what you seem
Am I talking to me?
Listen
See
The sheets are clean but the floor is dirty
Hmh
Sascha got the whole book! Yay! So we're gonna play again. :-)
If you found out that there is no afterlife in any sense, how would you change your life?
BeENa: Oooh... Man I dunno. That's messed up. I guess I wouldn't change much, but suicide wouldn't be a definite "no" all the time.
Sascha: I would sell out all my books on the afterlife before anyone else found out and take the money made on them to fly out to Vegas.
If you could have any room in the world become your bedroom from now on, which room would you choose?
BeENa: Man just one room? Then I'll say a room full of money and gorgeous people who adore me and only live to please me. Hee Hee!
Sascha See I took it different way meaning a 'room' like living'room' LOL I would have my room be a vault or something of that sort a vault at the bank.
If you could have the sex life of any person from history, but remain yourself, who would you choose?
BeENa: Madonna!
Sascha: I say Clinton cause he OBVIOUSLY getting some LOL
If you were to name the best place that you ever made love, where would you say it was?
BeENa: Boring, but on my bed. LOL
Sascha: In the car I took for the night from parents or in a tent, camping.
Sascha's Ma: On a mountain, in a grassy field like area.
If you had to be the underwear of someone famous, who would you choose to wear you?
BeENa: Jennifer Lopez, just so I could say I was that close to that ass.
Sascha's Ma: Rosie O'Donnell
Sascha: Shannon Elizabeth
If you had to select any single manmade object that best represents your personality, what would it be?
BeENaA Furby: Nobody understands what it says, but it's always upbeat, loves to be held, and even if you ignore it for a long time it will still love you when you come back.
Sascha: An airplane or elevator cause they go up and down all day.
Sascha's Ma: Water fountain - because it is so easy for me to start crying
If you had to sell your soul for one thing, what would it be?
BeENa: Ouch... Well since I'm Catholic I don't think I ever really COULD sell my soul, but for our purposes here I'll say true love.
Sascha: For my husband to be an NHL player. That way we would be taken care of financially and he'd be doing what he loved.
Sascha's Ma: That none of my children would ever have to suffer in any way.
If you had to define "love" in a few simple words, how would you do it?
BeENa: Honesty, Empathy, and Selflessness (sp?)
Sascha: Love is something that you DO
Dougie: Pure and Simple
Sascha's Ma: love is not a feeling - love is an action
If you were to recall the strangest physical thing you've ever had happen during lovemaking, how would you describe it?
BeENa: Well nothing really strange has ever happened to me WHILE lovemaking, but a few times afterwards I couldn't support myself standing cause my legs were so weak.
Sascha: Dougie trying to figure out what I was trying to have him do ending up sitting between my legs facing opposite of me.
Sascha's Ma: The only I can think of is that I started laughing and couldn't stop, and I didn't even know why I was laughing.
If you had your choice of a sexual position, and your partner chose something else, which would you end up doing??
BeENa: Not mine. I really submissive usually.
Sascha: End up doing what he wanted and THEN what I wanted ;-)
Sascha's Ma: I'm selfish in that department. I'm first, then what he wants. If I'm not too tired!!
If you were to be tied naked in bed and have your lover melt an ice cube on a single part of your body, without touching you otherwise, where would you want them to melt it?
BeENa: Either right down the middle of my back or across my collarbone.
Sascha:I have to say my navel
Sascha's Ma:Would never be tied up, that goes along with the phobia of being forced in a way. But the ice cube part would be in the middle lower part of my back.
If you could redesign the uniforms of any sports team, which team would it be, and what changes would you make?
BeENa: Notre Dame's jerseys, and I'd put the names of the players on the back.
Sascha: Soccer, their socks would be clear.
Dougie: Dallas Stars, I'd add some purple.
Sascha's Ma: The sumo wrestler's. Let's get those big ugly butts covered up!!
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Friday, March 07, 2003
For a change, Sascha is gonna play too yay!!! (And my mom, on a few questions)
If you could rent a billboard to say something about love, what would you write, and where would you want it placed?
Me: Love is for suckers, and put it outside every strip club.
Ma: Love SUCKS, and put it EVERYWHERE.
Sascha: Same as Ma.
Dougie: (Sascha's Hubby): McDonald's, and Next Right. (Loves McDonalds!)
If you could have a sensuous massage every day from anyone famous, who would you choose?
Me: D'Angelo. Ma to the done!! His hands are wonderful.
Ma: Antonio Banderas or Denzel Washington.
Sascha: Antonio Banderas.
If you had to pick the closest you have ever come to being caught in the act, when would it be?
Me: When Larry was umm.... servicing me in the living room and Holly was asleep on the couch right across from us. That's pretty bad isn't it?
Ma: When Mike almost caught me with Junior.
Sascha: Well we have been caught by the kids if that counts.
If you could give a prize for lovemaking to one person you have known, who would win it, and what would the prize be?
Me: Larry, and he would get the Energizer Bunny Trophy cause he keeps going and going and going...
Ma: Junior, and the prize would be a thousand dollars.
Sascha: Merced, and Best Performance.
If you could find out something about your lover's sex life before you knew them, what would you ask about?
Me: Considering I don't really have a lover right now... Drawing from past experience I would ask if they ever had sex with a friend of theirs and still remained friends.
Ma: How big their weiner is.
Me: *Hysterically cracks up*
Sascha: If they knew more than missionary position.
If you could buy any sex toy for yourself, what would it be, what would you name it, and how much would you pay for it?
Me: Larry, Larry, and whatever I took!
Ma: A vibrator, Donkey, and 29.95! *Smiles real big*
Me: *Shoots Ma suspicious look* ô¿o Uh...Okay.
Sascha: A vibe, no more than $30, and Dixie.
If you had to name the cutest romantic habit your lover has, what would you say?
Me: I'll use Larry for it... And say... He gets ticklish on his pelvic bone when he's "vulnerable". Normally he is SO not ticklish and can control even if he thought he'd be.
Sascha: Asking me for a kiss.
Me: I not asking Ma this one... Too much info methinks.
If you had to pick one smell you most readily associate with sex, what would it be?
Me: Axe Deoderant or Obsession for Men.
Sascha: Lilacs or Adidas Cologne/Aftershave.
If every time you masturbated in the next year you had to be observed by one person you know platonically, who would you pick?
Me: Shit... I dunno. I would say that I would quit altogether, but that would be a big ass lie. Maybe Keef. He would dig it the most and having to do it in front of him might drive me to stop. LMAO
Sascha: If I have to choose it would be Andrew.
If you had to choose your own sexiest characteristic, what would it be?
Me: Ugh I don't think I'm sexy at all. From what Morry has said though, it's a certain "come hither" look I give when I'm horny.
Sascha: My eyes.
If you were to choose the person you find quite sexy despite being otherwise unattractive, who would you pick?
Me: My friend Mark, who some people might not find traditionally attractive, is sexier than a motherfucker. As for a celebrity, I'd have to say Wesley Snipes. U-G-L-Y but sexy.
Sascha: I don't know anybody personally I can say that about, but that chick from "Unfaithful" was 'sexy' but I didn't find her 'attractive.'
If the feelings you experience in your genitals during orgasm could be replicated in one other part of your body every time you did one nonsexual thing, where would you want to feel it and during what activity?
Me: Probably something mundane like dishes or laundry so it would get me to do them more often. And anywhere if it was the same feeling! My house would be spic 'n span!
Sascha: LOL, was going to say playing on the computer but I like cleaning better LOL, I'd get things done more often as well ;)
If you could only make love in one position for the rest of your life, which position would you want it to be?
Sascha: Me on top.
Me: I would say Doggie Style, but then I could never look in his eyes. So Missionary.
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Saturday, February 22, 2003
If you had to make love under a giant photograph of one member of your family, who would you want it to be, and who wouldn't you want it to be?
I would want it to be my baby cousin Jared, just so I could know that good can come of having sex. I wouldn't want it to be my cousin Roxanne cause she's perfect and I want my guy thinking of ME and not her. LOL
If you could say "I love you" only one more time, who would you say it to?
My sister, cause she needs to hear it more than anybody else I have ever known.
If you were to name a nonsexual thing that always arouses you, what would it be?
A good wrestling match or the sound of a good hit in a football game.
If you could give one piece of sexual advice to the opposite gender, what would it be?
If a woman is shifting to move you into the right position, don't try to fight to stay where you were. Trust us, we know where we want you.
If you had to name the most beautiful or impressive wedding/engagement ring you have ever seen, whose would it be?
Jennifer Lopez's pink heart shaped diamond ring from Ben Affleck. That is the most beautiful piece of jewelry I've ever seen.
If you were the opposite sex for a year, what one sexual thing would you never do with a lover?
I wouldn't have anal sex as a receiver, so I definitely wouldn't as a giver either.
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Friday, February 21, 2003
If you could spend one whole night alone with anyone in history, whom would you choose?
Now the question really is should I be noble or truthful... I'll go with truthful. If it was to be alone, I'd pick Janet Jackson. If I could have a guest, I'd pick Harry Caray and bring my Grandpa.
If you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit?
Definitely a robbery or scam of some sort. Money sucks, but if I had some it would rock.
f you had to select the sexiest word in the English language, what would you pick?
Well, not to be weird but I love the word "Concur." "Delectable" is a great word too.
If you had to name the one thing that most frightens you about growing old, what would it be?
Not being able to take care of myself and nobody being there to take care of me either.
If you could have any view in the world visible from your bed, what would it be?
Other than the view into Larry's eyes... The Chicago Skyline or The Eiffel Tower.
If you could have anyone in the world say one romantic thing to you, what would it be, and who would utter it?
Ugh the person is easy, the words I wouldn't care. Larry would be the person and the words would be truthful words that he cares about me.
If you had to confess one thing about your love life to your mother, what would you say to her?
My mother knows pretty much everything about my love love (or lack thereof) so there isn't anything to tell her.
If you found out for certain there is a Heaven and a Hell, how would you change your life?
I wouldn't change my life at all. I already try to be a good person so I'm copacetic.
If you could run any single company, institution, or organization in the world, which would you choose?